Patches? We don’t need no stinkin’ patches!

Except…you really do need this patch. This is the new TWL Bear Spray limited edition patch, which is on sale for a short time!

The design for this patch is based of the appearance of a can of bear spray, which is what hippies carry into the woods because they don’t understand that grizzly bears are 600 pound murder machines that can literally rip your skull apart on accident. So bear spray is great if you want to give a grizzly bear a case of spicy poop like when you eat too much Mexican food, but if you want to actually defend yourself, you need something with a little more oomph. Like a 10mm pistol with 9mm ergonomics.

Get your patch today!

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